Get rid of the old maroon Nissan Altima in F lot
That marooned maroon Nissan Altima in F lot. The one with like a dozen parking violation envelopes on its windshield? There's no way in hell it isn't a stolen vehicle the thief left here over break. It's been poorly parked in the same space all semester and continues to collect violations. Parking Services are a joke. That should have either been a) towed or b) handed over to Jefferson County Sheriffs by now, but for some reason the dude who hands out those violations seems to think that having them stack up will magically move it.
Seriously, if you ever steal a car and need to never get caught, leave it on a college campus or a car dealership. Since they're never patrolled by anybody who's watching stolen vehicle reports those cars can literally sit there for years.
Just get rid of this thing already. I want to park there.